The Hateful Beast is like the anti-mascot. It’s the character you see on all of Hale’s service vehicles, website and advertising.
This is his ugly mug right here:
He LOVES to leave people without cooling on hot summer days – but what else does he love?
First Memory: A sound of a human crying over a broken air conditioner. It still fills his heart with warm memories.
Favorite Meal: Frozen pizza, iced coffee, freon cheesecake for dessert
Favorite Drink: Freon Martini — shaken, not stirred
Favorite Song: Baby It’s Cold Outside
Favorite Sports Team: The Heat… I can’t believe you had to ask!
Favorite Movie: Heat or Misery — I love human suffering.
Best Vacation Spot: Siberia in January. The best cold people viewing!
Favorite Dance: Break dancing…of course!
Favorite Joke: Why did the AC compressor sweat? Because it had to run all day.
Person you most admire: Willis Carrier – without him I wouldn’t exist
What do you dream about? Being wrapped in a blanket of cottonwood – with some grass clippings and pet hair mixed in. I feel so warm and cozy – it makes me sleepy.
Favorite Achievement: Back in ‘98 I ruined a big wedding reception by breaking down in a mid-August heat wave. The bride actually fainted. I love my bad self.
Why are you so hateful? Came from the factory that way – got evil in my coils.