Meet the Hateful Beast

The Hateful Beast is like the anti-mascot. It’s the character you see on all of Hale's Heating & Cooling's service vehicles, website, and advertising.

He LOVES to leave people without cooling on hot summer days or heating during the winter months – but what else does he love?

• First Memory: A sound of a human crying over a broken air conditioner. It still fills his heart with warm memories.
• Favorite Meal: Frozen pizza, iced coffee, freon cheesecake for dessert
• Favorite Drink: Freon Martini — shaken, not stirred
• Favorite Song: Baby It’s Cold Outside
• Favorite Sports Team: The Heat… I can’t believe you had to ask!
• Favorite Movie: Heat or Misery — I love human suffering.
• Best Vacation Spot: Siberia in January. The best cold people viewing!
• Favorite Dance: Break dancing…of course!
• Favorite Joke: Why did the AC compressor sweat? Because it had to run all day.
• Person you most admire: Willis Carrier – without him, I wouldn’t exist.
• What do you dream about? Being wrapped in a blanket of cottonwood – with some grass clippings and pet hair mixed in. I feel so warm and cozy – it makes me sleepy.
• Favorite Achievement: Back in ‘98 I ruined a big wedding reception by breaking down in a mid-August heat wave. The bride actually fainted. I love my bad self.
• Why are you so hateful? Came from the factory that way – got evil in my coils.

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